Serena: Hey, so you’re off to Yale?
Blair: Your deductive reasoning skills are perfect for a place like Brown.
Serena: A place like Brown?
Blair: You know, an enclave of trustafarians and children of celebrities who major in drum circles and semiotics, whatever that is. I can’t wait for you to come home next Thanksgiving a militant veganista. Anemic and proud.
Serena: Brown is an Ivy League school.
Blair: Everyone knows that the only real Ivies are the holy trinity: Harvard, Yale, and Princeton.
Serena: I know you may find this hard to believe, but not everyone wants to go to Yale, because not everyone wants to be Blair Waldorf.
Blair: Not everyone can be.